Insert randomness here

This morning I was having trouble sleeping in, so I proceeded to torment Jerry by asking him random questions that I heard on the radio this week.

Including the following question:

If you could be romantically linked to any celebrity (not actually involved, but just linked to), who would it be?

After thinking about it a little, I said, "Tiger Woods - because I figure that he has so many romantic endeavors that he would just believe that I was another one and I could get a hefty payoff."

Jerry's reply, "Actually, I was gonna say Oprah. I thought that she would have enought money to pay me off and shut me up."

Is there a more perfect match people?