1. Having to repeatedly explain things to co-workers because they don't listen the first time, and then being the one blamed when they STILL get it wrong
2. People who write completely un-related comments on your Facebook status - particularly if said comment could have been dropped in a text.
3. People who have just about no real life experience telling me the proper way to do things that a) they have never done and b) I am pretty much a pro at handling. Guess I've been living my life all wrong for the past 28 years (oh crap, I just typed 28... I'm 29. Or maybe I meant to do that because I was not cognisant of my actions the first year of life... whatevs). I don't tell you how to fake surf the fake wave at Kings Island, please don't tell me how to manage my house or how much you know about sex despite being an almost 30 year old virgin or when to see my doctor.
4. People who feel the need to subtly berate every aspect of my life. Southern Ohio is not Hicksville. You are not better than this... and your t-shirt has holes in it (yes, plural...holeS)
5. Tile... looking at tile, thinking about tile. Tile is annoying me a lot, but so is a crappy bathroom and a disgusting kitchen floor.
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