Who remembers this?

This delightful childhood tune has lodged itself in my brain... (I think these are the words we sang...?)

Suffocation
Hyperventilation
Suffocation
The game we like to play...

First you take a bowling ball
And you roll it down the hall
Hit your dad
Make him mad
Ahhhhhhhhhh


Suffocation
Hyperventilation
Suffocation
The game we like to play...

Then, you take a garden hose
And you stick up your nose
Turn it on
And you're gone
Oh oh oh oh

Suffocation
Hyperventilation
Suffocation
The game we like to play.